We all know how strange Ebay can be but Amazon is no way behind when it comes to strange stuff. Amazon, the biggest online marketplace has some of the most bizarre things in its stores. From Uranium ore to Wolf Urine, heres our pick of the weird things you can actually buy on Amazon.
Uranium Ore
What’s the first thing that strikes your mind when you hear the word ‘URANIUM’? It will not be anything different from bombs, destruction and immense energy. But have you ever imagined something like Uranium available in a tin can. Well, now buying Uranium is even easier than buying broccoli because you don’t even need to go to the store for it, it is available right from your computer.
Uranium ore is one of the latest additions to the Amazon Store. If you’re planning to own one but can’t think of any use than this heres a good idea for you.
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Poop Freeze
There can’t be a more attention grabbing (or disgusting) name than this. Not only it has a disgusting name but a disgusting job, Freezing Poops. Yes, you’ve heard it right.
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Wolf Urine
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UFOs are real or not, this one is a real product to detect real UFOs (if there are any). It will beep every time a UFO is sighted. If you believe in those ‘Abducted by Aliens’ stories and you can’t sleep of the fear of being abducted then this is the product to alarm you every time the Aliens dock in your backyard (:-p).
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Control Your Man Remote Control
There’s a famous proverb, “Men will be men”. Every girl wants to control her man. But why waste your head, Control Your Man Remote Control does it all for you.
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Deer Butt
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Liquid Ass
Now, here’s a piece of ass in a spray can. Liquid ass is the perfect tool for a filthiest party gag. The smells, however, can be even more ridiculous than a real fart. This is what Dennis Duncan has to say:
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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
If you dream of your very own battle tank then this one is what it takes to fulfil your fantasies. The Badonkadonk has an armoured shell and carries upto 5 persons with its 5 horse power Tecumseh gasoline engine. If you are planning to own one then be aware that the Badonkadonk will not be too light on your pocket, with its heavy $666,666.0 price tag.
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Girlfriend Pillow
This one is a perfect item for those lonely nights when you miss a female figure beside you. The pillow comes with an arm and other female features that makes you feel like being in her arms.
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Potty Putter Putting Mat Golf Game
“You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don’t have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter? It’s a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don’t let anyone invade it.”
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Roswell Soil Sample
On July 8, 1947, the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a press release that it had recovered remains of a crashed “flying disc” from a ranch near Corona NM. The following day, the US military maintains the material recovered was from a crashed weather balloon. However many UFO proponents believe the wreckage was of a crashed alien craft.
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