This newly posted Sasquatch clip has everything we need for a successful yawn: shaky camera work, inability to use the zoom, and what can only be described as child actors in this video. The last time I went to Chuck E. Cheese, I took my three nieces. Kids don’t say things like, “Hey, Bigfoot!” I’m confident Bigfoot would frighten children more than a mechanical mouse could.
When children encounter a jack rabbit, find a spider hiding in the corner, or are permitted to eat pancakes for dinner, I’ve seen them go into fits of fear. Despite the fact that we can’t say for sure that it’s Bigfoot, there is something odd about this video. What am I supposed to say? He’s a tangle of pixels twelve miles down the road. No, I have a problem with the children’s dissatisfaction and the shoddy photography.