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nYeah, I can totally relate to this… I wore a blister bandage on my back for a full year.
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n(You had a blister on your back?)
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nNo, don’t be silly. I used a blister bandage because I had read that this particular type of blister bandage was the best at absorbing evil spirits from the human body.
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nAnd since I own a human body, I thought they would be perfect.
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nI stopped wearing blister bandages on my back about a month ago, and, I have to say, I feel pretty good. I’m definitely less agitated.
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nNo, don’t be silly. I used a blister bandage because I had read that this particular type of blister bandage was the best at absorbing evil spirits from the human body.
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nI stopped wearing blister bandages on my back about a month ago, and, I have to say, I feel pretty good. I’m definitely less agitated.
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nAnyway, Traumata features a young woman, who probably isn’t Ukrianian… Chuvash, perhaps? …played by Sarah Lynn… standing naked covered in bruises and bandages for two minutes.
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nIt’s like a Richard Kern movie, but without Lydia Lunch‘s meaty thighs to distract you.
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nIt’s like a Richard Kern movie, but without Lydia Lunch‘s meaty thighs to distract you.
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nJust repetitive punk music (Custom Car Commandos… Kenneth Anger reference) and a pair of sullen eyes staring back at you.
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nInjury chic.
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nWound porno.
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nDo you or a recently deceased loved one have a tourniquet fetish and a short attention span? Then do I have the movie for you…
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n(What movie would that be?)
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nUm, the one I’m currently writing about, dumbass.
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nInjury chic.
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nDo you or a recently deceased loved one have a tourniquet fetish and a short attention span? Then do I have the movie for you…
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n(What movie would that be?)
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nUm, the one I’m currently writing about, dumbass.
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