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nOMG! Am I completely mental, or did Forever 21 at one time sell cow print makeup bags with the word “spoiled” written on the side?!?
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nI know I could do some research and probably find this out in a jiffy… but I got less important things to do.
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nI know I could do some research and probably find this out in a jiffy… but I got less important things to do.
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nThis is Usama Alshaibi’s Spoiled, not Stuart Canterbury’s Spoiled from 1987.
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nPart of me wishes I was reviewing the Taija Rae flick… but the Spoiled DVD, which came with my shitty Taija Rae collection box set, wouldn’t play properly.
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nPart of me wishes I was reviewing the Taija Rae flick… but the Spoiled DVD, which came with my shitty Taija Rae collection box set, wouldn’t play properly.
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nTragic.
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nOoooh, but this movie has gummy worms!
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nI’m not ashamed to tell you this, but I have a soft spot for splosh porn. But that soft spot mostly centers around British splosh porn. You see, British splosh porn has a playful quality about it that I find lacking in, let’s say, French splosh porn or Udmurt* splosh porn.
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nThis particular splosh porn isn’t really splosh porn, it’s more of an eating fetish porn. But since most of the food consumed isn’t actually ingested (most of the food languishes outside and/or lingers adjacent to the oral cavity), it slowly morphs into being splosh porn.
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nWhich, in a strange way, I greatly appreciated.
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nWhich, in a strange way, I greatly appreciated.
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nNow, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to look for a store in my area that sells gummy worms.
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n* Oh, yeah… I mention Udmurts… it’s something I like to do from time to time.
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n* Oh, yeah… I mention Udmurts… it’s something I like to do from time to time.
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